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So I think I am finally learning how to write. It’s about time. I mean, you can’t be EIC of a magazine without knowing how to write, right?

So I think I am finally learning how to write. It’s about time. I mean, you can’t be EIC of a magazine without knowing how to write, right?

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It’s been a while.

So here I am filled with way too many adjectives to describe my emotions that I feel as if they are about to ooze out of my pores at any moment and saturate this couch with which I sit upon, as if I was going to inadvertently mark my territory. One can only hope that my skin is thick enough to keep from bursting open. But sometimes i find myself leaking; joy, anger, jealousy, lust, complacency, satisfaction, depravity… 

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“speshure discrount if you rike Turd Eye Brind!!! Or attend burjinyah tek!!!” (Taken with instagram)

“speshure discrount if you rike Turd Eye Brind!!! Or attend burjinyah tek!!!” (Taken with instagram)

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“oarrr Kay. Turdee meernuts oar ress!!!” (Taken with instagram)

“oarrr Kay. Turdee meernuts oar ress!!!” (Taken with instagram)

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“Run Ron ton soop! Speshure derivouree to berjinyah tek!!!” (Taken with instagram)

“Run Ron ton soop! Speshure derivouree to berjinyah tek!!!” (Taken with instagram)

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>mfw (Taken with instagram)

>mfw (Taken with instagram)

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It’s gonna be a great year.  (Taken with instagram)

It’s gonna be a great year. (Taken with instagram)

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Taken with instagram

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Ohhhhh you (Taken with instagram)

Ohhhhh you (Taken with instagram)

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Hahahahahaaa. This is called “docking.” (Taken with instagram)

Hahahahahaaa. This is called “docking.” (Taken with instagram)